I received a message from a guy via fb msg this early morning.
See what he said to me :)
To: Lulu
hi .good morning . just wake up from sleep . bit unwell . on leave today. will be resting at home. sorry need to tell you something truly before we move on is that i a total stranger to you .. . .. can i get to know u as a friend ?let me intro myself to you..... andy **** here .. sg chinese guy , age 24 , ht 172 , wt 61 , staying woodlands area,working.single ..
abt my character.... down to earth , soft hearted, tend to always try to put others ahead,don know how to lie and don know how to be cunning(but now a days realised sometime have to be hard and firm in making decision so as to protect ourself )aggressive in term of everything cos i not someone that born with sliver spoon . i need to work out everything myself ... don smoke and don go clubbing ..
sorry i just a normal looking guy, prefer simple,easy quiet life n peaceful life.taurus guy,will you mind i younger than you in term of age ?.don like to stress over matter .. sorry .i need to tell you something true .. i don have much friend due to busy work.. . .sorry i on the move during work so can only reply back your message after work and back home in computer. this job can give mom more allowances. . very sorry to disturb you .hope next time can bring you go out eat dim sum and also eat nice food like soya bean . .do sms me at ******** if possible .
one of my friend wife just pass away , only 25yrs old . she have a shot gun marriage , after which she have stroke and have to give up the baby in the stomach .then she rest at home all this while .out of sudden she pass away recently. sometime realised life is too short and too cheeky...(his story come out on newspaper few weeks before . )the recent news about the groom and bride also sad.sometime realised life is too cunning . we must treasure everything we have .am bit down on mood due to this incident .sleep well and rest early.drink more warm water . remember to eat yr breakfast later. remember to bring your umbrella out .
OKAY, LOOK AT THOSE WORDS/SENTENSES WHICH I BOLD.
1.just wake up from sleep . bit unwell( do you tell a stranger that you just woke up and feeling unwell? And what has it got to do with me ?! )
2. don know how to lie and don know how to be cunning( Telling me a 24 yr old guy dont know how to lie and be cunning? What is this, you tell me you tell me. )
3.will you mind i younger than you in term of age? ( Oh fk! Lao niang only 19 and you are 24 and you are telling me this !? )
4. this job can give mom more allowances( yea, good boy, showing me that you are very filial, i know :) )
5.hope next time can bring you go out eat dim sum and also eat nice food like soya bean( NICE FOOD LIKE SOYA BEAN? WHART DHA FARK? If your terms of nice food = soya bean, thats really very pathetic. )
6. am bit down on mood due to this incident ( then? hinting me to cheer you up ah uncle? or want me bring you go eat your nice food soya bean to cheer you up? )
7. sleep well and rest early / remember to eat yr breakfast later( so what are you trying to tell me dude. later go sleep and half sleep half eat my breakfast you mean? )
